I've been rewatching the series... and well... here's my favorite bit:
God I hate you Jeezus, You rotten little fink,
Your sermon never pleases and Your parables all stink
Your eyes are beady,
Nose is weird,
A goofy basket case,
I'd like to take your stupid beard and rip it off your face.
Prancing gaily on the water,
A long-haired scrawny clod,
You may be someone's daughter, BUT
You sure ain't the Son of
God God God God God God God God.
God I hate you Jeezus with Your boring miracles,
You smell like a hundred cheeses have been
Shoved right up
Shoved right up
Shoved right up my nose!
--I hope you loled.--